March 23rd 1998

Giuliano Gavazzi, the well known Italian gangster, was in CB1 yesterday to visit with his old college friend Daniel Sturdy, where he purchased an espresso.

Gavazzi has spent most of his life underground after the failed assasination attempt on his life which left him only being able to speak broken English and talk for hours about Macintoshes.

The Gavazzi Family is a very well known family in Turin, Italy who, when asked about their feelings on their son resurfacing, said,"who?".

Giuliano was unavailable for comment, so Simon Lane offered some of his own. We will have to assume that 'G' is back - he will rage terror and horror on all wintel users and Chris Tighe-Ford.

Word of advice, do not approach him unarmed, without a reference book of some type on Apple or quick reference Italian/English guide.

You can reach 'G' at www.humph.com